Adam Freeland, legendary Breakbeat DJ, was exposed recently as that most decidedly vile of human scum: a piss-artist. An artist who likes to get pissed. When abroad. Oh dear. There goes England’s reputation down the drain for the ninety-fifth time. WHEN WILL THESE PEOPLE LEARN?

(img courtesy of breakbeat.cz)

Eye witness accounts say it best.

Ok, not strictly dnb, not dnb at all actually but an off topic point.

Went to the Love Planet festival this weekend here in the Czech Republic, Zinc definitely the high point - played a 4 hour set to cover the non-arrival of roni size due to the airport strike in the uk. Result.

What really stood out though, was Adam Freeland.

He arrived on stage 45 minutes late, clutching a bottle of tequila, and had with him some aussie bloke, clearly a mate, with a mic who took to laring and hollering into the microphone in the style of some pissed bloke who had taken to the stage during a rock concert. I kept waiting for the bouncers to drag him off, but Adam passed him the tequila bottle and it seemed he was there to stay. Horrendous.

But that wasn’t the half of it.

He mixed out his first tune without cueing in the second one, and just stopped the deck. Carried on listening to the mix in his headphones. Incredible. Took him about 20 seconds to work it out and he just flipped the crossfader over about a minute into the tune. He didn’t make a clean mix throughout the entire set.

Also spilt an entire half pint of orange stuff (presumably screwdriver) over one of his decks. And the grand finale? Danced away from the decks towards his aussie mate still screeching into the mike, with his headphones cable attached to his belt, and pulled the mixer and one of the decks clear off the desk.

I’ve never seen anything like it. He turned up a bit later in one of the tents and was staggering about like a kings cross tramp. Really, really sad.

ANALYSIS:
The human race is clearly in danger, when a highly paid, respected DJ can just go abroad, get wankered, and still get up the next day. The ramifications are far reaching and terrible. There is only one solution: force him to play more clownstep.

Read more here: Adam Freealand is a piss artist (Dogs On Acid)