A new wave of Wobble-titus has swept the city, the first case being reported in North London. Tim Nitus claimed symptoms were typically: loud ringing in the ears, sore lower back and knees, a stonking headache and an over emotional state of mind. The cause of the epidemic is not yet known, but it is thought to be the result off spending an evening night rampaging at the local superclub listening to a savage eight hours of wobble-step. After a bout of 999 calls at unearthly hours, London doctors are swiftly working to treat the problem…the best advice they can give is to steer clear of the wobble…