On a recent rummage through John’s bins I found disturbing evidence that he may be trying to get into the BB house.

Item number 1: Lots of pictures of Imogen with love hearts next to them, one had the words “Note to self, remix Imagine, replace with Imogen”.

Item number 2: 232 KitKat wrappers.

Can you say ‘John and the Chocolate Factory’? Someone wants that golden ticket badly..

Laura Croft - Bin Raider