Unfortunately for Roni Size, the one time innovator appears to have used his final idea. We all know that his repetoir has diminished, some say he has become stale, only capable of rehashing the same old tried and used ideas.

Well, it seems Roni did have one last idea in him - but he accidently used it whilst out shopping. What could have been the next ‘Brown Paperbag’ or ‘Our Disease Terra’ turned out to be a Super-Noodle and Potato Waffle supper. If only you had saved that final idea for the studio, Roni! Just think what could have been.

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A shocking piece of news has come my way. Recently, while “accidently” over-hearing a conversation with Lemon D, it seems that his watch - given to him by his grandfather - has always been set 4 minutes fast.

“Why is this shocking?” you might ask… it turns out that his much under-rated tune “12:01″ should in fact have been titled “11:57″, but due to a serious session on the smoke he had forgotten about the lapse on his future-loving watch.

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It has been rumoured that Twisted Individual is to become a father. Let’s hope he doesn’t go along with the unfortunate celebrity naming craze… god help the kid with a name like “Snatch Gobbler” or “Felch Vicar”.